Dad Jokes As Satisfying As A Freshly Mowed Lawn

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Eric Lund
Aug 1, 2021 3:00 PM EDT

Dads are the world's leading source of punintentionally punishing puns of worldly wordplay. Just pick a dad, any dad. Find a dad on the street. Just walk up to that old man with his jeans and sneakers and say "hey I'm cold." And watch that dad. Watch his lip quiver as he tries to stop it, but gives in anyway and shouts "Hi cold, I'm dad." Here's a mini-van load of dad jokes and puns.

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    Forehead - I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk. He's essentially a giant banner.
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    Dog - "I specialize in roofing"
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    Kitchen appliance - Welbilt. Stove Buscemi
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    Dog - My French Bulldog and her French fries MCNugget
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    Plant - I HAVE A FEAR OF SPEED BUMPS BUT I'M SLOWLY GETTING OVER IT
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    Forehead - Ihave a half brother Different mothers? Shark attack
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    Skin
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    Font - EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 60 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb bags and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato
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    Head - kwame @johlny_ Do men still open car doors? Xavier @xavir69 How do you think we get inside
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    Water - I don't know how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music? LIGTM
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    Product - My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning Wholesome It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz. 个4.4k 67 1 Share BEST COMMENTS alnono · 2h This is the perfect dad joke because it literally made you a dad. * Reply + 876 generalbootman • 1h S 1 Award No it made him a daughter 會 573
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    Clothing - I still remember what my grandfather said right before he kicked the bucket. What was it sir? He said, "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?" imgflip.com
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    Car - Mmm, Pi.. MMM 314
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    Nature - Everyone look at me!!! CENTAUR OF ATTENTION
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    Input device - CTRL there was a spider on my desk but it's under control now
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    Sky - The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.
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    Computer - INTRODUCING PaSe Backspace ST End Beak G H Cak Enter PgUp SoriK 17 PgDn Insert Shift All Alt Ctri intele CORE"IS LAP
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    Wood - Hey honey can you make me a standwich? Will be home in 15 21:29 sure (: 21:31 / *sandwich 21:31 too late 21:32 / wdym 21:32 ASTMA 21:32 /
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